Haiku?

Where is another clever haiku that I can memorize and recite to friends?

Well, if you really want to memorize them that's your deal, but feel free to share them with friends. Please, keep in mind when you are reading these Haiku they are really meant to be read aloud.. and also, keep in mind that when they were written I was reading them aloud. Here goes...

Stay in a cabin
I find that I am sleepless
Kira...snore-tastic!

by Jennie and Kira
(Amsterdam)

We're off to Bunde
A mad Scotsman directs us
Who knew there were two?!?

-Jennie
(Germany)

Backpackers unite!
trav'lers, students walk glob'lly
Common thread? bad hair.

-Kira
(Prague)

*All haiku are as is.. no commentary or explanations will be given as to preserve the sanctity and purity of the haiku. hehe...