So you're asking yourself, did she seriously start the fire?
No. I didn't start the fire that Billy Joel sings about, but I did start a fire.
"But Kira," you say, "you're kind of a pyro. You carry matches with you, and you don't even smoke!"
See now, you're making the assumption that I intended to start a fire. I didn't.
I did start a fire in the middle of my math class in front of 31 8th graders. I won't get into specifics, but it did include me, a paper towel, an overhead lamp and my illusions of being a "Ms. Fix-it."
However, never fear because I swiftly put out the fire with injury to no one-except my classroom's brand new carpet.
